Me. At least after what I've been through.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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