i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
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Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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