i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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