Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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