In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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