So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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