Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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