i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
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i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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