I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
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For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
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so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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