I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
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i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Randomize