ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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