I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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