I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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