ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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