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Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
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