winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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