So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
