in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
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just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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