They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
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