Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I left after he drunkenly went into the kitchen and started to make eggs with a shitload of garlic. First time I'd ever had a makeout session interrupted by eggs.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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