Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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