Me too!
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
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I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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