I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
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