fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If relationships were based on ego stroking and meaningless sex, we'd be soulmates
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
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she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
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The paramedics were not my fault this time.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
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