atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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