that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
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dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
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I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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