I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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