I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
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A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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