Where is the hickey?
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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