Dual....:-)
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Randomize
