Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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