So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
either way he was missing a nipple.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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