i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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