i really did not know you could catch crabs from a sofa until now
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
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what is it with giant penises always finding me
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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