i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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