honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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