Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
Randomize