Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
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she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
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Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
His nipple licking is glorious
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