It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
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if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
i need some magic done to my vagina
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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