didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
