He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
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