i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I wish life had little blips of pornography
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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