You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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