i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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