Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
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I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
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drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
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