i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
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I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
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He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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