he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
Life is so much better after having sex.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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