so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
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