I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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