My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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