Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
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I need you to use more vowels.
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A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
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just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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