Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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