he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
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Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
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DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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