like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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