You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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