Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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