is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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