Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018