i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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