i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Randomize
